Before mom moved to Jacksonville, when she was still… deep breath I’m sorry, this is hard. It feels like it was just last week. She used to…what was that, honey?
It was last week. Anyway, mom used to tell me she was a big Connie West fan until this happened, whatever this is, and Taylor deserved better. I remember one time I tried to comfort her, I was like, at least Connie is rocking that shiny dress, right? But she just looked at me funny and put it in a safe deposit box after that.
I’ll be honest, I don’t even know where Jacksonville is.
I know, it’s part of the joke