“we do not discuss it with outsiders”

Damn, three squeaky wheels? I’ll just carry everything.

(0) Pick a cart.

(1) Kick the troubled wheel off if there are at least two, otherwise skip to 4. (2) Then discover one of the others is the worst one now. (3) Go to 1.

(4) Go to 0.

(5) You singlehandedly destroyed the local cart infrastructure and remebered that you didn’t actually need anything.