Did minutemen wear uniforms? Did they have bases? Did they have IDs? Ranks? Commanding officers?

Yes. Even today the uniforms of West Point are based on the colonial army officer uniforms.

Even if they didn’t, the 2nd amendment requires none of this. Lol.

Well regulated militia. Not there by accident.

Also, can you name any of the firearms that I mentioned that do not exhibit the two or more of the listed traits? That would immediately prove your argument about assault weapon legislation not having specifics metrics

Ask your commanding officer.