• Snapz@lemmy.world
    2·
    11 months ago

    The son chose the mom, and they both moved out,

    He stormed off to Hooters, drank til he passed out,

    He’s now home yelling, and crying, snot lining his face, the light of a Twitter feed in an emp-ty, place…

    Cuz he’s going to post now, he’s going in-cel, he’s all alone, ALL ALONE, and he’s buying what the nazis sell…

    • 1847953620@lemmy.world
      3·
      11 months ago

      Because he’s racing and pacing and fuming on X

      He’s fighting and biting and really bad at sex

      He’s going the distance, he’s smoking some weed

      His pillow wife (pillow-wife) is all he neeeeds

      …

      No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulb, no spine

      He’s haunted by decisions he cannot untwine

      Bank-account shaking earthquakes of APRs and remorse

      Assail him, impale him with cybertruck force

      …

      In his mind he’s still driving, still dunking on libs

      She’s hoping in time that her memories will fade

      'Cause he’s wasting his paycheck on onlyfans whores

      He’s fighting, promoting, defending Musk of course