sundray@lemmus.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoMy Dad is Dracula (and a Cubicle)lemmus.orgimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1352arrow-down130file-text
arrow-up1322arrow-down1imageMy Dad is Dracula (and a Cubicle)lemmus.orgsundray@lemmus.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square21fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFaceDeer@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up58·11 months agoFortunately you can drive off a cubical Dracula with three words: “work from home.”
minus-squareTubeTalkerX@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up16·11 months agoYou can’t beat a 30 second commute!
minus-squareKogasa@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·11 months agoSure I can, work in an apartment building and live on the top floor so your office is only 9.8m/s^(2) away. 12 seconds to freefall and 18 seconds at terminal velocity means you can live on the 400th floor and still beat 30 seconds.
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoLook at Mr fancy here leaving his mattress on the floor before work.
minus-squareRai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoRolling onto my office chair from bed in my pyjamas, suddenly AT WORK WORKING (still three minutes late because fuck it)
Fortunately you can drive off a cubical Dracula with three words: “work from home.”
You can’t beat a 30 second commute!
Sure I can, work in an apartment building and live on the top floor so your office is only 9.8m/s^(2) away. 12 seconds to freefall and 18 seconds at terminal velocity means you can live on the 400th floor and still beat 30 seconds.
Look at Mr fancy here leaving his mattress on the floor before work.
Rolling onto my office chair from bed in my pyjamas, suddenly AT WORK WORKING (still three minutes late because fuck it)
The power of Teams compels you!