• VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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    10 months ago

    What would you need all those military vehicles for, though? Who exactly are you fighting?

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      10 months ago

      Hmm. I think the first thing I’ll do, is give a few to Ukraine. You know. Just to demonstrate their total superiority. Maybe install kill switches so they have to come back for maintenance periodically. Like John Deere or something.

      Then get all the “good” guys addicted to them so all the “bad” guys get fucked… Then hit the kill switches and demand everyone stops being fucking mean.

      Maybe give them a few of the crappy battle droids from the prequels, so they’re autonomous and can’t necessarily be hacked.