just end the fishing industry instead of forcing us all to use disgusting paper straws for symbolic reasons.
Why? That industry scrapes the bottom of the ocean floor, literally lol them fishies gonna die out, so don’t worry about that. Some salmon have revolted though and decide to have their spawn on the ocean floor, which made it so that many fucking countries had to rewrite their nature curriculum, because generally salmon spawn upstream…
But they won’t make that journey anymore. They getting the fuck away from humans. Hopefully the orcas will keep attacking boats though.
It’s maybe their own way of protesting against plastic lol
Why? That industry scrapes the bottom of the ocean floor, literally lol them fishies gonna die out, so don’t worry about that. Some salmon have revolted though and decide to have their spawn on the ocean floor, which made it so that many fucking countries had to rewrite their nature curriculum, because generally salmon spawn upstream…
But they won’t make that journey anymore. They getting the fuck away from humans. Hopefully the orcas will keep attacking boats though.
It’s maybe their own way of protesting against plastic lol
Stupid ass human, GTFO the ocean.