Is there a single person who would not pay money to watch Nic Cage in a serious role portraying a “cool guy” while speaking in Gen Z slang.

“on god fam, this bitch lagit drives itself”

Dammit no, yesterday I woke up with the idea of a knight rider reboot where Kitt is a barely functioning cyber truck, Nic Cage is a 25 year old Michael and the script is 100% AI written.

I rolled dice

One died in a car accident, the other hung themselves

What the fuck? I know for a fact you died.

fuck tha police

When you understand that in the grand scheme of things we are all profoundly ignorant, everything becomes much more interesting.

Anytime I think " fuck I don’t know how to do that" I remind myself that I can learn it, and then learn at least the basics.

While I may not be the font of all knowledge, I am the overflowing urinal of useless information.

I’ve been saying " fuck this I’m rerolling" when life get extra shitty for years now. It is fun to see the faces of the people who understand what I’m talking about.

Personally I want the life setting " no loot drop on respawn" I would go to many more places if all I had to do is die and respawn at save with all my shit… though walmart might get pissy about it.

The people who vote for them are ignorant and angry, and the people who fund the gop are the only people who benefit from their policies.

it’s a win for some employees, what they will do is get rid of the expensive workers that have been there for years and hire more new people.

I would bet that they end up making more money after the pay raises.

I can’t wait for basic human functions to be subscription based.

Not just yelling at kids, just being in a house where people are verbally abusive can fuck a person up, if my parents were not yelling at each other they were yelling at one of us kids. to the day 30 some odd years later just being around someone who is pissed off triggers my anxiety.