Imagine being a 25+ year career Republican who only has to worry about passing tax cuts to the rich, and suddenly these weird ass trailer park folk smelling of meth show up and they have total control over you. You step out of line? Primaried! Criticize trump? Believe it or not: Primaried! You now have to bend and grovel to illiterate conspiracy freaks. The republican party, folks.

I too would like to sue the advertisers for boycotting my Breaking Bad erotic fan fiction page. That includes you Musk. I expect Twitter to start sending the checks next month. Or I guess I’ll see you in court.

What does that stand for? God Represents Only Pedophile Republicans? It seems to be what they think anyways.

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I knew he was an idiot, but how are you going to break the only rule of the right wing grifters club and expect to get away with it? You never attack trump. This is elementary. You can maybe get away with soft attacks on certain issues, but outright going never trumper? You done fucked up, Kyle.

All cats are good cats, but there is just something extra about super fluffy cats.

JD Vance claimed he we was “just kidding” after texts saying he hated the police resurfaced after it was revealed he was arrested for breaking into an IKEA and abusing two dozen couches in one night.

Donald Trump says he will ‘probably’ shit his diapers today, but ‘can also make a case for not’.

Well of course they aren’t going to admit that rising temperatures can kill people. That would require them to look for a solution to the problem. These boomers are going to hide their heads in the sand until it’s too late to do anything because their donors are making big money off destroying the planet.

“I was selected because I am the ultimate diversity hire,”

In truth it’s lame ass white dudes who are the kids of rich men who benefit from the system and are handed positions way above their level. Black women have to work their asses off to even get their foot in the door. This “diversity hire” narrative is massive projection. Musk was born on third base and got walked in for the score.

Hey guys, it’s me JD, JD Vance here to react to the latest IKEA commercial. I thought the last one was kind of lame, it was really unexciting to be honest. The couches were barely featured. It was mostly bathroom footage, which is totally boring. But maybe they’ve turned it around. I mean, I doubt it, but let’s see. Let’s hit play.

Oh shit, is that a love seat… uuugghhhharrahhh

Flood twitter with JD Vance couch fucking AI content and see how fast Musk makes them disappear.

You know what else is childless? All the couches he’s been humping. What a hypocrite. Sheesh.

“If we can’t win legitimately, we’ll just have to take control through violence” is the mantra of those who know they are about to get beaten down in a fair election.

Oh no, it seems you didn’t get the memo! Commenting on a candidates physical year count and mental decrepitude is now ageist and forbidden. Please be better in the future. - CNN

It was an HBO Max original, but they leased it out to Netflix for some reason. So, in the USA at least, it’s on those two.

I thought the entire Sims system was releasing a new game and then dropping the same 50 DLC until the next one was ready to repeat the cycle. I guess they’ll just milk Sims 4 forever?

They’re rewarding him for his loyalty. He did it once, he’ll do it again!

He forgets his own grandpa was a migrant from Germany. Or maybe he doesn’t count for some reason…

I have no doubt that he’s lying and would implement this in a heartbeat, but the fact that he’s saying “I’ve never even heard of these guys” is telling. Even an idiot like trump can see this shit is toxic to a vast majority of Americans.