Can you stop accurately describing me?

Assuming direct control of Jon

Are you joking? Does that actually work?

Worth it

I’m going to recommend an ice or pcm vest to keep cool in the summer. Makes wearing protective gear much more bearable. If you live in a dry climate you can use various water evaporating gear.

Ride defensively, cars hurt A LOT!

I think the CEOs are playing a game of pass the buck. They only need the current quarter or year to match their predicted profits (line goes up). So they do more and more damage each quarter until the scheme collapses. Then they golden parachute out and a new CEO starts their game (often by firing as many people as possible).

You dragged the link from the web page to the desktop?

“Every day is a gift. We could literally die at any moment. So it’s incredibly important to doom scroll as much as possible.” -my dumb brain

Why do it like that?

The reason I need my 96GB of RAM

I’d love to see some of the older comics also posted here

Reminds me of the OK Go video

The Samsung robot army will make an uprising really difficult

Accurate portrayal of a cat

Pocket PC phones were a thing back then

Actual nightmare fuel.

Almost as bad as waking up to a “simulation ending” notification.

4 years? 400 years? Never? What’s the difference.

Trouble bubble

I enjoyed reading the interview. The Lutris logo is fantastic.

Such CEO bravery