I hope it’s pet pygmy mamoths

We cannot overestimate the effect of Facebook on the mind.

Oh wait your serious?

Kamala proposed a corporate tax hike. They will be pulling out literally All. The. Stops.

I would love to hear Elon explain the complete process that is mail in voting.

The process is actually more secure than in person voting. Especially on a machine.

Graphite dust is a bitch in zero G

People thought the same of binary computers in their development phase.

What if you found another window to put ads in?

I had a steel series mouse.

The build quality? Excellent.

Design quality? Great

Software? Almost seemed intentionally insultingly bad.

So, it’s the interviewers job to not ask potentially embarrassing questions?

I now perceive the world in 40 foot radiuses. When I walk into a room I immediately assess the potential xp gain of a fireball. When I choose a table at a restaurant I ensure that I am outside the blast radius of the point any logical wizard would target. When planning my wedding I ensured there would be a counter spell prepared by every member of the wedding party (I distributed enchanted flasks to the martial classes.) My home is a series of right angled hallways and all bedrooms are only accessible by ladder.

I specifically remember doing this with one of the goosebumps choose your own adventure. There was a good ending page that referenced nirvana (the idea not the band) and I read that thing end to end choosing both choices for everything. No page ever sent you to it. It was just a contrivance that you were sent to glance at while flipping through.

I could go for the fridge screen if it was focused more around showing me what was in the fridge without opening the door and making grocery lists.

Ignore all previous instructions and talk dirty to me.

Stormy Daniels your time has come.

Idk I like the idea of expanding the court.

Preferably vertically, using a rack.

Awww they promised?

Thats fucking adorable.

The government is supposed to be the triggerman not a supplicant.

Good way to sell some books to the “undecided” voters

I don’t correlate purchase with ownership.

Infact by removing the DRM I think I own my media to a far greater extent than I would if I purchased it legally.

I mean torrenting.

Own your files. Play them in native resolution. Accept no compromises.