What does election coverage offer that is insightful and useful?

Mainly an excuse to stay up past our bedtimes.

Yes, thanks!

Of course we’re not going to know the answer until January 7, but we’re staying up on Tuesday for the journey, not the destination.

Person woman man camera TV.

Don’t pick your seat in public… Ew!

Everyone drink!

Fork him.

Seems you’re a slow learner, but thankfully you’ve got a patient teacher that will get you well trained.

I thought the picture was cute, but then the caption did me in!

I got invited to one Goof Ball, but never two.

Archbishop Blackadder put it well.

That’s long before the Constitution. At the Founding, you have Congregationalists in New England, Presbyterians in New Jersey and Philly, Quakers in Pennsylvania, Catholics in Maryland, and Church of England and Methodists all throughout. Which denomination should the federal government support? None, they decided.

I think, ultimately, that denominational infighting is what’s going to sink this.

Isn’t that the original idea behind the Establishment Clause? The founders weren’t worried about religions, but denominations.

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’

• Ronald Reagan, 1986.

Many Americans truly believe that all government is actively working against them.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

You win! Your roommate deserves some kind of prize, and you deserve a reward for putting up with them.

Crazy cat-person vs crazy-cat person.

Nice dog, but the best part is the license plate.

But, communism!

What’s your EDC?

Another cat about to invade Poland.