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Yes Virginia, there is a creeper.

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And the 2016 assassination attempt on little known US presidential candidate Donald Trump…

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the mind altering substances Oscar Wilde accidentally consumed pale in comparison to the ones he knowingly consumed.

No idea why you’ve got any downvotes.

This is very true. You have to search for actual maple syrup in the US.

EDIT: Yeah. I know how to find actual maple syrup, folks. There was a time long ago when products actually looked like what you were buying and weren’t all imitation crap. There was no such thing as corn-syrup labeled “breakfast syrup” or “maple-flavored syrup” or “Real syrup” in giant bold text and “with maple flavor” in tiny font somewhere distant.

Stop defending deceptive product labeling.

It’s easier to just pick up security bits at any hardware store…

Random idiots that don’t know hardware stores exist

Despite all my rage I am still just a cat in a rage.

“Put eyes on X” is pretty common that I’ve seen.

Did the recipient eat it?

“Subcom” sounds like a bad movie genre or a very niche porn fetish.

Don’t get too excited guys. It’s psypost…

Big Bad Wolf: https://youtu.be/VGRQGm4-A4k?feature=shared

Possibly NSFW if your boss is a dick.

“How do speech bubbles work?”

Just vote harder.

The particulate matter, specifically heavy metals, go through the roof.

There’s also a bunch of paperwork involved in removing those measurements from the pollution data sets with a rule that gives a pass for fireworks.

And for those wondering, it’s just a very slightly better version of Bud and only then if it’s really fresh. After two weeks on the shelf they’re equally shitty.

Time up to days isn’t even that bad - it’s just base 60 because we get that part from ancient Mesopotamians who liked base 60 for the same reasons people like 12 (but maybe went a little overboard?). Since 12 is a factor of 60, going to base 12 would make hours-minutes-seconds jive better with other numbers. Only changing to base 12, a half day would be written as 10 hours, full day 20 hours. An hour as 50 minutes. A minute as 50 seconds.

I think there’s no helping higher than that - there’s no relation between months and days or months and years - they’re separate cycles that we just smushed together one day and refuse to separate. And days and years aren’t related in a convenient integer. Some things would coincidentally work out - 2 years could be written as 20 months - but for the most part there’s no way to line it up nicely.

This is where the French messed up not using base 12. We could have had the best of both worlds.