“Bro, you need to get your kid to watch Peppa pig or something because I can’t understand her half the time.”
“Bro, you need to get your kid to watch Peppa pig or something because I can’t understand her half the time.”
So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.
Yeah! Let’s go fuck that cheese!
Anna Taylor joy looks like the fancy changeling.
Yeah, we are old now, man. I remember seeing this in the theater. I was just talking about how Netflix used to come in the mail.
I don’t know, man. You just call every Tom, Dick, and Harry a nerd dragon. It would have to be a substantial nerd. A nerd other nerds look up to.
No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.
“it’s the thirst mutilator!”
I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.
Too hot to handle!
Taco’s pubercuts
I got work at a fast food joint, back in the day. I had to change my alarm clock because the alarm it made was similar to the beep on the fry machines. I was waking up in a instant rage.
“Do they need mushing up?”
Henry Cavill would be a good Connor MacLeod, But he would be an awesome Kurgan.
On the young lady, the choker and the neck line is the narrow mouth and chin on the old woman.
I tried. I’m new, I don’t know any better!
I like the idea of magnet fishing, but it seems like you just pick up metal trash.
Puckerberg!