But the company has already invested so much into the CEO, they can’t just let him go because he doesn’t understand the sunk cost fallacy! /s

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy apples, and that cat looks pretty happy to me.

I work at big tech (not MS) and yes, the comp package really is that good, though not as good as it used to be. I immediately doubled my total comp when I came here from my last job, and now it’s ~5x. I could retire right now if I wanted, so I don’t care about layoffs anymore.

nah dude, there was plenty of room. I was 5,584,917,772 in line and I remember it was only about half full.

The Epic of Gilgamesh

Cuelang: https://cuelang.org/docs/reference/spec/#numeric-values

Implementation restriction: although numeric values have arbitrary precision in the language, implementations may implement them using an internal representation with limited precision. That said, every implementation must:

• Represent integer values with at least 256 bits.
• Represent floating-point values with a mantissa of at least 256 bits and a signed binary exponent of at least 16 bits.
• Give an error if unable to represent an integer value precisely.
• Give an error if unable to represent a floating-point value due to overflow.
• Round to the nearest representable value if unable to represent a floating-point value due to limits on precision. These requirements apply to the result of any expression except for builtin functions, for which an unusual loss of precision must be explicitly documented.

That works until you realize your calculations are all wrong due to floating point inaccuracies. YAML doesn’t require any level of precision for floats, so different parsers on a document may give you different results.

YAML doesn’t require any level of accuracy for floating point numbers, and that doc appears to have numbers large enough to run into problems for single-precision floats (maybe double too). That means different parsers could give you different results.

that’s what zero sausages does to a mf

In a sense, AI is already fucking with everyone’s brain when it comes to mass-produced ads and propaganda.

That describes like 99% of my showers.

They’re a part of our cultural heritage now. If four years of the Confederacy is enough to count it as “heritage” , then logically 7 years of Locos Tacos counts too.

https://theonion.com/bush-regales-dinner-guests-with-impromptu-oratory-on-vi-1819567929/

Exactly. If Rome wasn’t supposed to salt the earth at Carthage, then why was their earth so saltable?

I don’t not use Arch, by the way

Yoy should come join the tautology club. Just remember these three rules:

1. The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club
2. The second rule of tautology club is not the first rule of tautology club
3. If this is your first night at tautology club, you haven’t been here before

My favorite thing about tautologies is how tautological they are.

Better than creating this culinary atrocity in real life.

I’ve been on the internet for over 25 years and I’ve never seen a meme community that didn’t beat memes to death. If moth memes are enough to annoy you, you’d have an aneurysm from “you’re the man now dog” memes in the early 00s.