Do they still use jumpers?

Lol yeah like it doesn’t verbally tell you, if that’s what they were expecting.

I’ve been sitting in the BIOS for 20 years now. Send help.

I assume doordash cannot be configured to use any of these.

RE RE RE RE FWD FWD FWD FWD Grandma

I think you and I are thinking the same thing. Guess we don’t ride horses.

But not in anger.

Is that thing locked into that position? Or will it teeter forward as soon as you put the car’s weight on the front of it.

What does pedemic mean?

And who is Pathagrerious?

I can’t tell if this post is a joke or not.

Ok, what is the importance of a room temperature semiconductor.

A Clockwork Orange

You are special.

Party in the front. Party in the back.

You can just pee in your underwear.

Company study confirms what company wants you to believe. More at 11.

What if it sees a mousse in the dessert?

Weren’t there six wedges though?

My wife fucked 10 kindergarteners and I’m afraid of crayons.

I can see Jimmy doing this, and putting on some giant grimace for emphasis just as he pulls the lever down.

Or I could see mike doing this casually as fuck just as he walks by the alarm as if it’s nothing.

I’d put the i park like an asshole sign on the rear window where maybe they don’t notice it for a while.