Ok… so now what are the blue checks paying for if not to be on top of your feed? Just the blue checkmark?

3lbs of cashews, eat one pound each day, shit will flow

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Man, that sounds horrible. I’ve only been bit on my arms and neck by them. I would pass on ladybug eardrum bites if offered, thank you.

Hmmm… I choose the immoral jellyfish

Have you considered switching to indicas?

Ladybug bite.

I would like to attain their hard candy shell and ability to fly.

Well, put your mind at ease. The Democratic Party doesn’t think jd Vance fucked a couch.

“Couch fucker” is catchy though, it rolls off the tongue, it’s easy to remember

‘Diaper Don and the couch fucker’ is a great response to ‘sleepy joe and low iq karolla’ or whatever tf trump is calling her

— it sucks that this is where American political discourse is, but this is where THEY brought it to. Taking the high road isn’t a virtue when dealing with a bully and it isn’t effective.

I hope he goes, he’d have a lovely time.

It’s got a built in speaker you can pair your phone to if you have an official pee song, mine is CombatCircus, by Talco

Sounds dumb but once you’re synced up it’s hands free and the experience is really relaxing

Can I chip in on this…?

The workaround is to buy a small handgun for concealed carry and then attach a small switchblade bayonet.

Your right to open boxes shall not be infringed

No even smart enough to hold onto his one and only meal ticket. 🤣🤷‍♂️

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Reddit is dying anyway.

Is there anywhere to get those ads without having to book my face? (Asking for a friend, obviously)

I love that his people let him go to this event 🤣

So this event went exactly as well as anyone with any common sense at all would assume it would go? 🤣🤣🤷‍♂️

I don’t know, man, I honestly think this is about as raveled as his campaign has ever been.