They’re not sending their best.

I make ice cream as a hobby and found orange ice cream is too rich to eat even a scoop in one sitting. It’s completely possible but it’s hard to eat.

You can be literally obliterated by a sneeze. And you’re so dusty, folks would need to make a Con check for allergies.

She was a great one who shall be missed. Guess it’s time for a memorial viewing of Murder by Death tonight.

In a game where part of their business model is releasing a couple of new guns every month I’ve used 90% of those weapons less than 3 times because they immediately feel bad at the highest difficulties.

100% this. The game went from making you feel like a disposable badass to just disposable bad. After a bunch of nerfs to the orbital weapons I just quit playing. I don’t understand why they saw people having fun in record numbers and thought “something’s wrong”.

Thoughts and prayers. This might finally be what it takes to get rid of Florida.

It’s the little details like the layered accents that make him an actor’s actor.

You’re not the boss of me.

SBF could probably talk shop about weird sex shit with Diddy. SBF was in that polycule based on sexual hierarchy. One of his partners said:

“Everyone should have a ranking of their partners, people should know where they fall on the ranking, and there should be vicious power struggles for the ranks.”

These two may reach each other things.

Truly

Just wait, it’s the local glass replacement guy and he’s desperate for business…

A cloud descenda out of the sky and offers a rainbow swing to sit on and fly away. The only way a sane person would ever ride on that, unprompted and unprepared to see such a thing, is if there was a charm or mesmerizing effect happening. These folks stood no chance. The clouds showed up and Aranaktu welcomed them all.

Insurance companies and HOAs should sue energy companies for driving them out of business and making existing costs more each year.

Not as hard as it sounds — actually, it’s enough pleasurable. Below are some top warm-ups for newcomers, along with some particular stories to keep effects relatable.

This feels like it was written by AI.

Why doesn’t Texas connect to the federal US power grid? It certainly isn’t freedom for its customers.

a Houston homeowner, didn’t have to touch her thermostat to pitch in. Her utility company remotely shut off her air conditioner nine times that day as part of a power-saving strategy

9 times a day? I get annoyed at setting the oven microwave clocks each time but 9 times would be too much. And each day! That’s not freedom that Texas wants - they want to keep a deliberately bad grid away from federal inspection that would require the company to spend money on upgrading and updating their shit.

California has gravy as a side but only certain restaurants serve it that way. The trick is to see if they serve grits.

Such a Von Noob thing to do.

The Sarmat missile is Russia’s largest ICBM, with a height of 115 feet (35 meters). It is capable of delivering nuclear warheads to targets more than 11,000 miles (18,000 kilometers) away, making it the longest-range missile in the world.

On paper, it’s impressive. In person, it’s embarrassing.

A side of chicken gravy would make it complete.

“The invisible hand of the market slaps Trump like a bitch. More at 11…”