Oh man, I’m going to get made fun of for this, but… The Barbie movies. Especially The 12 Dancing Princresses. My sister and I watched it so many times as kids that we could quote the entire thing (we often did so while watching it lmao). Honestly just off the top of my head now I probably could quote a good 80-90 percent of it. We must have watched it more than a hundred times, not even exaggerating.

My guess is that OP is going to be in a circus performance (which explains the large tent with air conditioning). As to the reason they don’t want to poop, it might be because:

• their costume(s) are difficult to remove
• there is something about the bathroom that they find creepy/unsettling
• they have an STD or other infection in that area of their body and don’t want to risk having anyone find out unexpectedly, or don’t want to risk spreading it to others via the toilet seat (gonna be real idk if thats even a thing but it feels like it could be)
• they hold some kind of superstition about pooping during the initial travel period, or about entering the bathroom, or something that is in the bathroom
• they have to get to the bathroom by passing an area and/or person that they dislike and/or feel uncomfortable around
• they take notoriously large shits and don’t want to clog the toilet
• they just have really bad poop anxiety

Anyway, best of luck to you OP. Hope whatever you’re doing works out and that you stay as safe as you can. Update us when you come back!

This one wins.

God damn it

The ability to read, write, and speak every language

Giant ugly concrete buildings with tubes connecting them because it’s too hot to go outside. Children haven’t ever seen the sky except for in photographs. There are vents everywhere to keep the buildings cool, but it’s still hot. The majority of social interaction will happen over the internet because everyone is isolated into their own “apartments”. Thankfully, due to the mass pushback against billionaires hoarding wealth, everything will be cheaper. Everything gets delivered by AI robots/drones to families through amazon or some other delivery conglomerate, there is no in-person shopping. This includes things like groceries.

I really hope it doesn’t end up like this, but based on how things are going, that’s my unfortunate expectations for the future.

I’d love to see a cryptology and/or decoding community over here

Are you planning to film one of those “shipping myself in a box” videos? 😭

If you feel like you hate everyone, you probably need to eat.

If you feel like everyone hates you, you probably need to sleep.

Oh god not silverfish, I had a few in my bathroom a while back and I spent like three weeks spraying all the nooks and crannies with lavender-scented spray every day to make sure no more of them came back. I like bugs but those are some creepy little fuckers. And they eat your books!

The poop knife has already made its way here 💀