Cliffjumper

Sales of fake moustaches are gonna skyrocket

Oh no, I completely agree and I continue with it because I really like the service. It just so happens that it’s on top of a whole raft of other increases, some of which are absolutely not justified.

Oh look, another one.

YouTube: premium is increasing

Spotify: we’re increasing your sub

Bank: we’re increasing your mortgage

Supermarket: we’re increasing your food spend

Car insurance: we’re increasing your premium

Household bills: we’re increasing water, gas and electricity

Broadband: we’re increasing your fees

Cellphone: your contract renewal is higher than last year

Salary: fuck you, peasant

Bank Of England: Just stop spending

Disney: Hi …

8 foot tall penis beast murders everyone you meet

Many many episodes but I have a special place in my heart for VOY: Message In A Bottle.

“Stop breathing down my neck.”

“My breathing is merely a simulation.”

“So is my neck! Stop it anyway!”

The scene where Hulk jumps into Ultron’s jet and, from off screen, you get James Spader’s exasperated “Oh, for god’s sake”.

Love that moment.