Always remember to buy your ice cream scoop with a flaired base. You don’t want to be making sundaes and all of a sudden lose a spoon up your asshole.

Ah friend, may i interest you in some nice meat pies? Currently two for the price of three. Black crunchy bits included.

Interesting. But to accept this would mean also accepting that he doesn’t have baby hands and I just won’t do it. No sir.

Budget grocer? Lol

That sounds too cool. Runs away like a little Nazi piss boy, is more his speed.

I use Firefox exclusively on both android and my PC. And have no idea what you’re talking about. Are you also on android? What’s been buggy in your experience?

It’s not surprising his password had been yourefired. Its surprising he used the correct “you’re”. Although i guess technically it would have been more secure to include the special character. Haha

To pigs?

That doesn’t mean they liked talking on the phone.

just so I can talk to your face in real

Just so we can keep the value of our office buildings high

It’s just a high concentration of sugar dissolved in water. Not used in food really unless you need to sweeten some cold tea for some southerners, i guess. Very commonly used to make alcoholic mixed drinks though.

Oh really? Well that’s great.

I just started The Expanse and also just learned it got cancelled. I’m hoping by the time i finish it it’ll be picked back up.

Children of time was amazing. What a unique, interesting concept. The following books were good too but for me didn’t live up to the first one. Which is okay, i still liked all of them.

Even if you don’t think you’re into Warhammer 40k you should check out the books. There’s 100’s of them and are actually very good. I put them off for a long time because i thought they’d just be battle porn. They are well written with compelling narratives, great characters, a sprawling galaxy full of different aliens and factions, and of course the aforementioned war porn.

If you are hesitant like i was, i recommend starting with the first three books in the Horrus Heresy. There’s like 40 something of them but the first three you could read and put down satisfied without continuing if you wanted.

I always list the three books out for people because there’s so many it’s easy to get lost looking for them.

Horrus Rising, False Gods, Galaxy in Flames

As for a non-opera book, I highly recommend Seven Eves. I don’t think i saw it in your post. But you had a long list so forgive me if i missed it. It’s one book, pretty long though and one of my GOATS.

I have read and love the top 2 rows you’ve got there. I think I’m going to have to check out those last three.

How tf does that work? That’s incredible.

I didn’t read Animal Farm in school but i did really enjoy it as an adult. Social commentary aside, i love the way Orwell tells a story. Even though you know the characters are doomed you can’t help but root for them and have hope they’ll be okay or even win in the end. Which of course makes the revelations all the more heartbreaking.

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