Aren’t most cell tower functions just backhauled to the Internet these days, anyway?

You watched Kaos, too? I love Jeff Goldblum.

Now you listen here! He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy! Now go away!

Oh dear gods, not again!

I’m very impatient. Anything we can do to maybe speed up the process?

Hyperbole is often an essential part of humor, dark or otherwise.

I deleted my Reddit account and switched to Lemmy after the API stuff. I kinda regret deleting my account because it wasn’t until after that I learned about the apps that would scrub your comment history, but Reddit has a tendency to roll those back anyway.

I still sometimes end up on a Reddit thread when searching for some technical issue, but I generally try to browse other forums for solutions first if possible.

ETA: all other social media stuff like Instagram and Facebook I deleted around the time of Trump’s first election. Just got sick of the constant stream of bullshit.

Shhh, don’t tell my company!

“I’ll pay for yours if it means you can’t reproduce.”

I work nights from home, so I hardly ever need to take PTO. Kinda nice at the end of the year though when I typically take November and December off to burn the PTO I can’t carry over into the new year (limited to 40 hours).

One of my top rules for driving - don’t be NICE, be PREDICTABLE!

Because not everyone has an exhaustive knowledge about every item that’s ever been in an art installation, and this is being presented like it’s an actual product. Congratulations on your superior intellect, I guess.

Never really looked and just realized how cluttered that apartment is.

It’s just so dang cute!

American Exceptionalism.

gestures broadly

My father was a drunk who liked to beat the shit out of his wife in front of the kids. Now he’s wasting away with Alzheimer’s and I’m waiting for his funeral announcement so I can piss on his grave.

He was a know-nothing failure of a human being when I was a child, and he’s certainly no better today.

Exactly the issue for me. Wearing anything in bed just feels like I’m getting tangled up in fabrics.

Clears up my confusion on why someone would bomb an IVF clinic - that’s usually reserved for abortion clinics among American nutters.

Fingers crossed that’s just a stock image because that wardrobe is very depressingly beige.

For when you’re feeling nostalgic.