No dress rehearsal today, it’s the stage manager’s nap time, go practice your lines for a few hours.

Bless you for sharing this.

Thought it was pretty funny when the name of the company was mentioned - I work for a company with almost the same name, just a letter off. That show struck a little close to home.

Young kitty, you don’t get to look at me like that until you pay rent and buy groceries.

The problem is slowing it down to any speed that would end up with it dropping into the sun is going to take more effort and be more difficult than firing it out of the solar system. It isn’t practical.

Mawwiage is what bwings us togevah today.

One of my favorite movies that I’ll probably never watch again. The Kronos Quartet did an awesome job with the soundtrack.

The Queen and Snow might want to reconsider their foundation shade. Just sayin’…

The bronzer has likely seeped in and turned all the organs a disgusting orangish-brown.

For what these doomsday prepers spend to compensate for their small manhood, they could easily pay for multiple sessions of therapy, even in the US.

Building your qualifications to teach advanced courses in being blasé?

Growing up in the south eastern US vending machines were a common sight in a number of public spaces, and they were completely fine. No idea what third-world parts of the country the rest of these people grew up in.

This may have changed since they seem to alter how these things work from time to time, but I’ve found that if you just keep getting one captcha after another, and you know you’re not making errors, try solving them slowly.

I don’t want to live on this planet - in this star system anymore.

Even with JavaScript disabled, I’m only seeing the first paragraph of the article.

Paywalled.

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Nah I’m good.

He was a peanut farmer.

Darwinism in action as long as it happens before they have kids.

Sounds more like an issue with the assholes you were surrounded with than with you. Good on you for sticking with the obvious smart choice.

Do you want basilisks? Because this is how you get basilisks.