Have you remembered to turn off your poison sockets?
Have you remembered to turn off your poison sockets?
Ciabatta with sweet potato madras spread, green olives, feta, and Dutch cheese. Rolls off the tongue
I learnt from Alnwick Castle poison garden in north England that catnip makes humans grouchy, and historically was used by executioners to feel less bad about executing people. No idea how true that is but it makes an interesting thought!
I think they asked for unpopular opinions
It’s Feedback in the way that microphone feedback is - really bloody loud and painful, and makes you know you’ve done something wrong
What’s ‘old’ about that?
“hey Greg, how are you doing man?? We haven’t talked in a while!”
“I’m sorry, I don’t want to talk to you right now”
hangs up
Yeah, it’s that easy and definitely won’t make people think you’re an asshole!
Sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni’s for sloppy steaks. They’d say; ‘no sloppy steaks’ but they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS, I WAS A PIECE OF SHIT THOUGH.
Rocks?
That’s not really how slang works
And that’s the story about how I lost both my cat and my front teeth on the same night!
There’s nothing stopping you still! I find the ritual of placing the disc and needle and turning it over halfway through is quite satisfying. It really makes me feel as though the music is more valuable and I’ll be more likely to actively listen rather than if I just put it on my phone with the tap of a button
The one I learned was Hottentottenpotentatentantenattentat - the assassination of the Hottentot head of state’s aunt
One for the money, two for the better green
3,4 Methylenedioxymethamphetamine
I can’t believe you guys have been hiding wet-ass pussies in Walmart ceilings this whole time
I’m pleased to say your reading comprehension module is still functional
I can’t belive they didn’t include Westward Ho!, the only place name in the UK which officially includes an exclamation mark.
Your mom’s what??
You’re*
I cant believe your parents allowed you guys on the internet
Because it’s talking about quality of sleep rather than time it takes to get to sleep