Lol I’m currently experiencing this now with my cat as I read this post

Touchscreens are cheaper UI part too. It saved money and “looked cool”… Win-win for shareholders

The book cover would be a photo of Musk 😆

Feeling for a 2cm x 1.5cm button is way different than trying to read braille.

At least Menards offers a truck you can rent temporarily to transport your large items home.

I find it funny they’ve been trying to kill the Control Panel for 12 years now and still haven’t been able to do it. Microsoft, here’s an idea you can have for free: Put an “Other” section in the Settings app that opens the Control Panel inside the app, QED.

You know, the Pontiac Aztec doesn’t seem so bad now

I’d much prefer Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho as president tbf

This movie came out when social media was in its infancy. Just replace eugenics with manipulation from social media and we’re headed down the same highway of doom! Toot toot

A tale as old as time

Piracy isn’t since it is making exact copies of yer booty

Juggalos and juggalettes?

“The enshittifucation will continue until profits improve.” --CEOs of Publicly Traded Companies

The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks

No, you make an exact copy of it from the farmer’s field

Yeah, and?

Idk even the more egregious defects usually don’t get discovered this close to launch. The accelerator petal debacle should not have happened to begin with. It’s a solved technology!

It’s fine, just keep it in Car Wash mode all the time 😎

How is Photoshop different from Gimp?

Photoshop is a subscription-based…

Oh, so Gimp is better then, thanks Adobe!

No, I suspect the mailman would be driving instead