No, you’re right, let’s better keep our ruler class’ pockets full. That won’t bite us in the ass.

Because inflation has absolutely no bearing on poor people’s silver linings.

which were originally caused by rightwing policies

Such as…

Emoticons are representations of emotions. We don’t have those. We’re dead inside.

I agree with Lilly.

I think I’m having a stroke.

Two photos in one day? What are you? a hundronary?

No. AI wouldn’t mess up like that. It could spew other kinds of shit, but with excellent syntax. It’s far more likely for humans to make mistakes like that.

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99% of Lemmy, but unironically.

4277 gallons are 1094912 tablespoons, divided by 547500 you get 1.99984. So each sausage has almost 2 tablespoons of juice.

Like… Sexually?

You’re not thinking fourth-dimensionally.

Repeat after me… Transporter “malfunction”.

I’m sorry for your tongue. May it rest in peace.

I don’t know the name, but it tastes like ass.

What other word? Minarchist?

And when they say stomach, they mean arteries.

Only when they’re consenting adults doing no harm to anyone.

They’re paid by the hour.