He’s just “The DUI Hire” as far as I’m concerned.

Jesus was born in September and christmas trees are giant dicks. Yes you read that right. They’re penises. Festively festooned penises. Blame the catholics. They steamrolled every pagan tradition they could find into the catholic canon in order to convert the peasants to their particular cult.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

So hire an A-Team of Payroll experts to figure it out. Use the money that would have gone to GovCo to pay their fee.

It’s not that it can’t be done. It’s whether or not they want to do it.

I have not.

I dont think I have a talent.

Where is the cat?

I fully support the robosexual lifestyle.

Why is it so hard to “Don’t be Evil”

Cali should stop paying taxes.

I’m not paying taxes to a fascist government. A State can figure out how to do it too.

You’re discounting decades of propaganda and social engineering. But go off I guess.

When aristocracy discovered mercantilism and mutilated it into capitalism.

Institutions. Courts. Media. Religion. Law Enforcement. Politicians.

The institutions are captured. The courts, media, and politicians are corrupt. Bought and paid for. Law Enforcement are just class traitors. The enforcement arm of Capital. Protecting the interests of the ruling class and taking a bludgeon to the people. Religion is a tool of control. Used to control the ignorant and guide their ire.

The story is pretty good.

I’m rewatching JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure for Pride Month.

Kinetic Bombardment from space. Tow in a small asteroid. Drop it on them.

Grab it so you own it then torrent a non-spyware version.

If their future releases need root level access they can keep them. No thank you.

Buuuuuuuuuut they changed the EULA and now it has root level access to your system. As in its literally spyware.

Fuck free. You couldn’t pay me to install this shit. Do so at your own risk. I want less massive corporations rooting around in my stuff. Not more.