Meeech

Tag side = balls
Non tag side = face

It’s not that hard lol

If your erection lasts for longer than four decades, consult an Epstien.

Unfortunately yes… I noticed an uptick in usage after musk started using it openly.

Narrator: it was in fact the worst blowjob.

AWOO-HOO!

We’ll probably see either this coming quarter or the next now that the federal tax credit has been axed.

Ctrl + t will do one tab at a time, but adding shift into the mix brings them all back.

My wife and I used to get those questions from the family. They promptly stopped asking after my wife told them “when he’s done making me his hoho and starts making me his twinkie”. It always took a few seconds before it clicked. Their reactions to finally getting it were priceless.

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the title. Oh god… Sharing an enclosed space with cheeto shit stain. Then I saw the cracked window and absolutely lost it.

That’s exactly what it is.

Sounds good. Let’s sign you up for the $30/Month subscription.

Sorry that’s an additional $20 service fee for loving something. Them the rules.

Makes the poo poo go drip drip

Honestly I feel like the next Elder Scrolls would be a better example than GTA6.

Swordfight!!

Sync has swipe to vote gestures and I mistakenly up/down vote a comment while scrolling. I fix the down votes but no idea what that does on the backend with lemmy.

Maybe a snake every now and then.

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