The Deaf community is very insulure as well

Hey so one of the things i learned in college as a CJ major is that cops often make lateral moves in their career from one department to the next.

I bet small town departments like this only get the amount of recruits they do so they can get hired with “small town standards” and then transfer to the big city they couldn’t hope to pass an interview with.

Well well well

I’m glad its not just my cows who find it funny to stand in front of my truck.

Wait until you get a fishing buddy, and you start gifting him tackle. Then a few days later you realize that hey you miss that rod you had, so you decide to buy another, but now they’re like an extra $100 then they used to be. So you pick up ot at work but now your whole week is thrown off, and you can’t find the motivation to go down to bass pro, buy a rod, reel, and line and tackle because you’ve worked 70 hours this week, and you figure it’ll be best to wait until next week to do it.

Next week rolls around but car registration is due and you decide to use your hobby budget instead break into your savings. Now you’re back where you started. To make matters worse the guy you gifted the rod to isn’t into fishing anymore.

How has nobody recommended you beat one out?

Always shake hands with an old friend before you shake hands with a new friend.

Reddit just has sooo much of the niche stuff that i image it’ll probably always be the dom porn social media (unless reddit pulls a tumbler).

I just can’t imagine how people in the comments are happy to see this. It’s like upside-down world.

The guy who shot john Wikes Booth was once solicited by prostitutes. He was so so appalled by his boner that he decided to castrate himself with pinking shears (scissors). He then goes to church and walks it off before seeing a doctor.

The real sad part is that he was undeniably driven insane by his work as a hat maker. Fur hats were shaped and then brushed with mercury, which led to hat makers getting mercury poisoning from the fumes.

Basically the poor guy melted his brain, chopped of his balls, enlisted into the union army and was forced to march on a boken leg, killed the most infamous man in the world, and was then locked up in an asylum.

I like domino’s too. They have an ass wrecking buffalo chicken pizza that I can’t get enough of

Im gonna be honest man, you sound like a total tard. It’s just pizza, i swear it has no effect on the war.

Like it or not pizza guys are people too

Be a man. Punch the person who pisses you off

Rhymes are the ultimate form of comedy and dick jokes are funny no matter a person’s age.

Is posting not the bare minimum the app should allow?

Even poor people cant work 24/7. I’d agree a $1.50 stretched over a month isn’t much. A Twix is twice that. Maybe that half a twix is life or death for some people?

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For English speakers this translates to :“thanks shitter, stop becoming westernized”

You can trust my English translation because I only speak English.

Yeah it was fun, but I found myself getting too into it instead of remaining alert/aware/alive at work

I got banned for being reddited

Carnegie steel was bought and renamed to US steel. That was fairly successful. The only reason I know that is because Wikipedia is the few websites unblocked at work and this week i was reading about famous people between 1850-1900