Captain Proton…! But I saw you fall into the fiery mouth of that volcano!

I regret to inform you that you are now obligated to sing this during Klingon karaoke at every convention you attend that has such an event for at least the next year.

In full costume, of course.

@Lydia_K woke up and chose violence.

Somebody ought to ask Garrett Wang what he thinks about that. (Remind me 11 months from now and I’ll do it at next year’s Dragon Con if I get the chance.)

Physics does not work that way, you insolent fool!

Regardless of Klingon muscles, the fact that the blade sticks out sideways from the handle creates a lever arm that tends to make it droop due to gravity whenever it’s held horizontally. Even if Klingon hands are different, they’re not that different that it’s somehow advantageous to keep torquing upwards so the blade points at the opponent instead of the floor.

Obviously, Ms. Frizzle is a Q.

This post has a distinct lack of whales, nuclear wessels, and people trying to talk into computer mice.

The kitschy cartoon style is cool. I’m from the era, so it’s nostalgic for me :^D

The term you’re looking for is “Limited Animation”

Ensign First Officer Captain Tilly… That series is hard to enjoy…

Much like the 2009 movie.

Same reason lots of school principals are former teachers, I guess?