Bojangles

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

Birn too late to joins Westerners fighting a proxy war in Korea

Born too early to join Africans fight a proxy war in Antarctica

Born just in time to join Koreans fight a proxy war in the West

Zeig einfach ein bisschen Zivilcourage und lass dich überfahren. Man will den kleinen ja ein gutes Vorbild sein

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

The Maillard reaction is different from caramelization

Caramelization may sometimes cause browning in the same foods in which the Maillard reaction occurs, but the two processes are distinct. They are both promoted by heating, but the Maillard reaction involves amino acids, whereas caramelization is the pyrolysis of certain sugars.

God: “Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me”

Haie sind tatsächlich extrem glatt. Ich sitze gerade auf einem Hai und kann mich kaum auf seinem glatten Rücken festhalten

I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place

Somewhat related, there’s a notable decrease in gang violence un Mexico whenever a new Dragon Ball movie gets released

Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this

https://xkcd.com/2650/

Unfortunately, neither vanilla nor coffee beans are actual beans

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2

Ich im echten Leben: “Gewalt find uch eigentlich gar nicht so geil”

Ich in Kreuzzügler Könige: “Cool, wenn ich zwei meiner drei Söhne gefangen nehm und sie permanent blende, kann ich mein Reich zusammen halten, ohne meine Schwester-Frau töten zu müssen”

Come to think of it, why is stuff like nicotine gum only marketed to people who wanna quit smoking? Couldn’t non smokers also just use it for a mild high?