Pretty Sure Not a Bot
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0·9 months agoThat nobody is a “grown up” and that everyone is faking it.
We’re all just kids having kids.
1·9 months agoYeah but at 4am in the morning, it tends to take me a couple of seconds to realise what the hell just happened . It gets me every time.
But then, if you’re forced to develop on microsoft 🤬, it’s late, you’re tired, you’re hand slides just a little to the right (win + d), aaaaand everything is gone, and you’re sitting there looking at you’re background wondering what the hell just happened 🙃.
2·9 months agoYup! But is the top eyes or nostrils? Wait… Edit. Had to check, yes sharks have nostrils 🙃
1·9 months agoAhh cool 😅. I mean… chickens aren’t exactly avian 😊and can you imagine a giant naked chicken, how is that not a dino 😛
Jesus fucking Christ, your parents are the worst. I’m so sorry.
What…. Why…?!
Is it for double speed ?
15·10 months agoDoesn’t even have to be on the phone. Just watching something, and then just a slightest thought pups up, and I’m gone. 5min later fuck! I missed it again. Sometimes it takes me 2 hours to watch a 30 min show.
She’s probably part Minbari. I gues Marge was abducted at some point 🙃
This might be a weird question, does Eminem somehow actually perform in Fortnight (the game) ?
But…. How? 😅
I think amazing people like you exist in this world to carry the burden of reminding us, actually, how incredible this rollercoaster of a life is, and that we get to experience it.
“Some” humans have highly developed prefrontal cortex 🙃
I find this so weird! I’m an engineer, and can comprehend and solv complex tasks relatively fast, doesn’t even have to be engineering, just quick at learning. Then sometimes someone tries to explain something simignly simple and I feel like that seal 🙃. This totally fucks with my impostor syndrome.
Fuck! I knew that one by heart
One of mine HAS to cuddle after food, and if I’m busy she will brute force herself into cuddles 🥰
Its either… or… a 50 min breake for every 10 min, or a 10 min break for 10 hours 🙃
Until everybody throughout time, after the machine has been invented I gues, also wants to experience the same parade 🙃…… I mean not until…. It’ll just happen ?..… now my head hurts