Ah yes, those leftist police I’m always hearing about…

I hadn’t thought about that one. I occasionally use the word kiddo, but only to say, “hey kiddo!” I never use it to talk about my kids, like “we took the kiddos to the park yesterday.”

I don’t think it’s some latent psychological issue. I get along great with my mom, and I’ve never felt any resentment toward her. I’m also not bothered by words like mom, moms, mother, etc. I don’t even mind when my sons call my wife “mommy.” It’s just that one word, “momma,” that bugs me. I wish I had an explanation.

Mama, momma, mommas…

“Hey Facebook mommas, I’ve got a question about…”

I don’t know why, but it annoys the shit out of me.

Would’ve been funnier if someone other then than John Rhys-Davies had been labeled as Gimli

“Stop the count!”

Why?

“Because I’m winning!”

Working class American men ferociously oppose any attempts to address this. Is there a name for this particular form of stockholm syndrome?

The official hat of “females always pick the chads, even though I dress better than all these normies!”

We’ll just need to build some places to keep them all together until we can get them out. Probably most efficient to get them there by train. Wait…

Might’ve been my kid. Took him to the doctor a few weeks ago and as soon as we got to the check-in desk he decided to throw up all over the desk, the rug in front of the desk, and me. I had extra clothes to change him into, but of course I didn’t bring extra clothes for me so I got to spend the next hour at the doctors office smelling like vomit.

exit vector

Thanks, couldn’t remember the exact line

I’ll try extrapolating the verteron exovector (or something like that)

Harry Kim Voyager S1E1

Sweet nectar!

Don’t worry! I’m sure the default username and password didn’t get changed either.

The reason I think is because any unofficial and potentially unsecured communications access point seems like a vulnerability. If some moron posts a picture using that unofficial access point I’d be worried it could be traced to the ship’s location.

That seems like a significant security risk

I don’t know about “worse natural disasters,” but Voyager definitely had it worse. At least when the Enterprise crew ran into cosmic death traps they could call for backup, or get a nice maintenance overhaul at a starbase after some Q shenanigans.

Edit: Looks like I was right

The internet was a mistake

Had that experience with Comcast about 2 weeks ago. Took 15 minutes and three attempts to get to a representative. The chat bot couldn’t figure out what I meant when I said I needed my cable buried again. On a side note it’s been 2 weeks and they still haven’t sent anyone out to bury it again 🤦‍♂️