Mom, who got married at 18:

“You can’t date until you’re 18”

Fast forward to 18

“You should be focusing on your studies!”

Fast forward after the college dating scene is gone

“When are we going to get some grandkids?!”

No, its people being overweight AND ignorant that this meme is pointing out. People who are in total denial that losing weight will alleviate many health issues and prevent further complications to ones that can’t actually be helped.

Yo I used to weigh 300 pounds and had health problems. Guess what happened when I lost 80 pounds? Many of these problems are fading away. There’s truth in this meme. I was this meme.

Then downvote it. Everyone’s sense of humor is different.

I was once 300 pounds. If you can’t eat healthy foods just fast. Be hungry. Make it your #1 priority. Yes, some of these comments are mean, but your stance that healthy foods are intolerable seems ridiculous.

I’ve seen it so I’ll allow it. Comedy speaks the hard truths. ;-)

What the actual fuck, this is bikini bottom

My dad too.

All humans are apes

Ape

He’s not a Racoon. He’s a hybrid.

Robo-ape

You ever gotten sleepy? That’s nature’s clock.

I think you’re one of the few people here who even understands the internal clock concept and I respect your opinion.

Not just the clock on the wall. The one in your head.

But to do those estimations you need a clock in your head.

My theory is that to develop time management you have to induce a kind of OCD and we’ve normalized it in society so we don’t recognize this.

I once played Civilization for 3 days straight. I’m not sure I have this.

Ah, but that’s how you DEVELOP those skills in the first place. That’s the trick. They didn’t magically wake up knowing the movement of the clock gears. This is an unnatural state of mind. A forced mental distress.

No death threats, even in jest. THis is your only warning.