Fr❄stb☃️te

MEOW MOTHERFUCKER!

Killdozer II: The Revenge.

Ba-dum-tssss!

Fuckin aye. Half-arse 1/5 of the game and get the remaining 4/5 as “new DLC Content”…

…or recycle stuff from previous games and claim “built from the ground up”…

Black guy here:

I give all you motherfuckers the Nigga Pass. I hereby bestow you all the title of Honourary Niggaz.

As long as Terry Crews plays King Neptune… I’m in!

Anyone else read this in Groundskeeper Willie’s voice too?

“Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does…”

I’m surprised and mildly disappointed no one else commented this.

So I’ll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?

Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!

Absolutely magnificent!

Its my main reason I drive with sunglasses on at night. People think I’m weird or stupid but then change their minds when a truck with lights brighter than the sun glare at them…

Dodge Ram came in Minibus form?? I always believed it was only huge Pickups!

At least tell us if it was a Shiny. Come on man…don’t skimp on the details of this Togetic.

You’re gonna put some gasoline in it and light it up?

Stuff a gas soaked rag in it, light it and throw it?

You’re gonna “One Man One Jar” it?

Pumping lines of Adderall-Laced Cocaine

🤯✨🎆🎇

Geez…and here i was thinking “I’m doing my part in helping the environment” by using public transport instead of driving, and using paper straws…

A huge black dragon lands on top of the tower in Helgen. He lets out a mighty fart that shakes the town…you then hear “Awwwww…thank Talos!!!”

“Sacrifice me now woman!”

The contraband at Vulture’s Roost keeps beckoning me!

Oh man! Time to give Google a damn good show of a morbidly obese balding 40 something world of warcraft guy beating it heavily to lesbian futanari furry content staring into the camera as he gets busy!

Google wanted this to happen, so why not give those suckers the VIP First Class treatment?

Anybody else think of things that’ll make those Google folk writhe in visual and audial agony and cut the privacy invasion act?