Glad my layoff could help you out!

As former MSFT employee who just got replaced by India… I’m kind of relieved I’m gone. Working for them felt like working for the bad guys

TROGDOOOOOOR!!

This is true. We’re a young country, so we make our historical figures mythos

Slowly replacing mine with a clover/daisy/fern fescue mix and it looks great and does so much better than grass

It’s a fictional plant that grows fast

I thought having government funded research was the purpose of NASA and that was then open sourced.

If I had those sharpeners… Then am I vintage? 😳

Love the texture, doesn’t look real

Even as a male in the South I had to go through a few hoops to get a vasectomy and the appointments were specifically months apart so I’d have more time to “reconsider”

Now I am become the cleaner, the emptier of vacuum dust bins.

I felt that in my soul

Can someone circle the tramp stamp in red please? It isn’t obvious enough to see it. Nevermind, the finger points it out… /s

Oh gawd, this is me. And then my parents just bounce back with “Guess Jesus is coming soon.”

Is this how my dog feels when anyone or anything happens outside? It’s an hour or a day changing event

I keep my office chair warm

This is what it looks like now. The ad always occupies that space at the top

Hell yeah, battle brother!

WHAT?! MORE WORK? BUT I DON’T WANT TO DO THAT!