“Free ads that you can’t turn off”

Can AI do proper debugging and troubleshooting? That’s when I’ll start to get worried

Password managers. People will use anything but that: paper, notes app (without any security), using the same password everywhere…

Got it. USB plugs have spin 1/2

Did you just assume my distro?

For the record, I use Debian

People still use Ubuntu?

It’s not that easy, Google heavily dictates the development goals of Android. It’s basically developed behind closed doors, and then the source is dumped to the public after each release. Still better than iOS, but nothing like regular Linux distros

My pocket calculator: does not run anything

Conclusion: my pocket calculator wins. Always

Or, as someone put it: we are brains piloting bone mechs with muscle armor

Telegram started the enshittification route already. Premium version, locked features and stickers, spam about their crypto crap, and now these useless stories

Isn’t it too early for another pandemic? Like, a century too early?

MemeScanner

Does OCR on memes (or images in general), so you can search them by text

Technically, yes… but if it’s in movie/show, you already know it’s fiction

Skill issue

B-b-but… line must go up!

Telegram has entered the chat

Then imagine this: people who send bursts of extremely short voice messages, like 1 to 3 seconds. For anything

The correct name is “waste of time”

If only it were this easy to convince them