Pffft. Hendo’s is better.

Tommy Cooper. A bit old school these days but a funny guy. He specialised in doing magic tricks badly for comedic effect, so when he died people really thought it was part of the show.

Here’s a classic: Spoon jar jar spoon.

I thought they were having a stroke.

Incoming!

This is the way, the truth, and the light. If it’s not rare, you have it because why wouldn’t you.

Inventory facism is so early 1980s. It’s a hold-out from the whole adversarial GM shite. It’s much more fun for players (and GMs) to assume the characters are competent and moderately well equiped unless scarcity is the point of the adventure. Let your players have access to their skills / magic / specials and play to the best of their characters’ abilities!

Airline food, don’t get me started…

I have a solid 6 and a risky 7.

The only Spanish I know is from Speedy Gonzalez, so is it ok if I just chuck “Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Yii-hah!” on the end there?

How much have you got spare?

Not for me, though, just interested. I’m 6’2" and it’s about perfect I think, probably wouldn’t swap it for any other height. I’m tall enough to reach the top shelves of pretty much everything, hit the cancel button on our smoke alarm, see over people at gigs and things, but not so tall that I have problems with fitting into things too often.

Got a despairing sigh from my wife who is now regretting some of her life choices. Well one of them at least.

Good work!

OP should just brush that hype off.

Ugh. Well played!

Again, this is not the original, but I seem to recall seeing it in the late 90s.

And this was definitely 90s.

Removed by mod

Oops. Yup, utter failed to put Bs! Put it down to not having had enough coffee today!

Thanos’ plan was unmitigated garbage anyway.

Humanity reached 4B in 1975 and hit 8B in 2022. On that basis, if half of humanity died when Thanos snapped his fingers 50 years later we’d be back to 8B people again.

——— Edited to billions not millions because I wrote it while under the influence of stupidity.

I think i win when the other person starts resorting to insults at least

Bell end.

If it’s a school zone you leave 10 school bus lengths.

“I have made this longer than usual because I have not had time to make it shorter.” - Blaise Pascal (Probably)

Mayonnaise.