She’s silly. Thanks for the laugh.

People have called me smart. It’s far from the truth. I’m so fucking stupid, it’s ridiculous.

The little white one on the left has to be the hardest muthafuckin dog ever.

What do you expect with a one week old account? Fascist twats

Prison labor is another word for slavery.

I don’t know shit about plastics. But I am rewatching the show for the 3rd time.

Lol. Wow, I worded that terribly. Growing up, my mom butchered meals she cooked us. This included pork chops that were always overcooked. My wife is a badass cook. So she cooked pork chops and it turns out I like them.

I’m very aware of this movie.

I thought I hated pork chops my whole life until I met my wife.

True.
Although, he was almost named Gooch.

Because that’s what his owner named him.

“Oh right, cuz we’re trash.”

Mad at your cat for being a cat. SMH

🎵 Love stinks, yeah yeah! 🎵

Seriously. The memes on the Fedi almost always make me laugh. They seem more youthful and in touch than previous thread based websites I used to frequent.

So this is how I begin my Caturday.

Dodge attack

You’re right, my dumbass overlooked that tidbit. They’re from Albany, but her remains were found in Millwood (west of Waycross). I wouldn’t say that’s really southeast.

You’d think the NY Times could look at a map and see Albany is in the southwest region of Georgia.

I don’t like this, I challenge you to a duel.