AUDIENCE

BOOO! BOOO!

CATHERINE (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)

I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!

In what way was Franklyn Cicero greedy? Wasn’t his whole role to advocate for the common man?

I’m sure he felt very clever.

10 min: This should be interesting. 20 min: Why does this feel… off? 30 min: I must be missing a lot of historical references. 40 min: Wait, is the audience the butt of the joke here? 50 min - 90 min: confusion/anger 100 min: Holy shit Aubrey Plaza is hot 120 min: He made a whole movie for that one scene 🤣

How do you nominate for comment of the year?

I don’t want to go back to cleaning mouse balls.

“Work complete!”

Wow, thanks! That really did help!

I don’t get it. Could you explain it to me?

Accidentally at first.

Disqueue, then.

Disque?

… I reluctantly accept your offer.

I receive: chair. You receive: lap. Do we have a deal?

I love it-- Maybe it can be memed into existence!

Can we just extend it in the other direction? Like from Oct 31 to Dec 24?

Finna give ‘im the ol’ skippity pap

Then you’re on the right track.

I’m tellin’ all y’all…

M’aiq? I’ve been calling him ‘Mike’ this whole time. Why didn’t somebody tell me?

That sounds Korean AF