I always wanted to move to Sweden. My grandfather was born there and I have always loved visiting.

Yarr!

Fuck it man let’s really kick-start this shit show

Hunter Harris 24!

I talk to God about things I could do better and ask him to help me help myself to be kinder more patient or both. Then I thank God for my life, my family and friends, the family and friends I have lost, and the time I got with them. Then a general plea for sanity in this world and help for those people who need it. Amen.

I don’t ask for things for myself. I do ask for others lol that’s the general plea for sanity. Some things work out, some don’t. That’s life, we can pray all day for Grandma to get better but sometimes Grandma is just old and everyone eventually dies. If my friend is going through it I ask God to help them go through it. I don’t expect God to answer my prayers, I hope he does. Sometimes the answer I want isn’t the answer I get, and sometimes I don’t think I get any answer at all.

Generalized hate, how progressive of you.

Bless your heart, I read it right before I posted. Thank you kindly for the advice though.

At some point, everything I wrote was in an article just like this one, only citing “sources in (insert official entity here)” and always starting with “sources say.” Well, except for the Iranian one, that one was a separate incident but a buddy of mine mentioned it right before I read the post so I added it.

Say it with me now “fuck the poor”

Oh now there old friend, I wasn’t making a generalization as to a whole ass generation. I am sure I could commiserate with you as to the fuckery boomers have shit down our backs since they traded in free love for free hate but I try real hard not to drag ass on a bitch after 5pm if you get my meaning.

Fuck off shit bag, we’re full

Mainly because heart attacks suck and tend to kill but also because I’m not a heartless cunt wishing death on people just because they are stupid.

I hope all these sources get on the same page soon because I have some old head friends who read all this stuff and believe he was a Chinese national working for the Iranians, set up next to snipers in a building cleared by locals. They say he was then confronted after he climbed a ladder but before he bear-crawled 25 feet to aim, only to be interrupted by local cops forcing him to fire quickly but was killed by snipers who had been watching him use a range finder for hours.

Please get it together, all these 50-year-old conspiracy theorists are going to start having heart attacks lol.

And they are aware of it and actively working to change it. Why? Fuck you, that’s why.

JD will do anything daddy asks him to.

I don’t know if it’s the snarkiest but my favorite is “So, would it would be safe to say Donald Trump loves Pecker?” Not because it’s particularly witty or anything but because I am just a 13 year old dude stuck in a 54 year old body lol

Lost Bacon Reader app, Redit’s app is a shit show. I use Boost for Lemmy and it’s got its problems but it’s better than Reddit’s hot pile of garbage. I used reddit mostly to read the news and make snarky comments and I can do that here so…bye reddit.

Half cock the pistol swing open the load gate and spin the cylinder 6 times. If you see a primer then you stop and ask a question. This isn’t a 30-minute project, it takes 30 secs. Dummy rounds don’t have primers, they even drill them so that it is obvious. 30-sec check.

All guns are loaded until you verify that they are not.

Removing my post doesn’t make it less true and is just censorship at its finest. You check every gun every time no excuses.

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I wish her the best, she had a rough time the last time. I hope she found some good sports psychologists or whatever she needed to help her focus and bring home some more gold.

If she wins any more medals she is going to have to buy them their own house lol.

Alright, listen up. We have a fugitive on the run: Steve Bannon. We need all hands on deck to track him down. Our primary search areas are Taco Bells and other fast food joints. This is a coordinated effort, so follow these instructions carefully.

First, teams will be deployed to every Taco Bell in the vicinity. Check the dining area, restrooms, and parking lots. Speak with employees and customers. If anyone has seen him, get as much detail as possible about his direction of travel.

Second, expand the search to other fast food chains: McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, KFC, you name it. These are high-traffic locations where he might blend in easily. Again, cover every corner: inside and out.

Report in every 30 minutes with updates, even if you don’t find anything. This is a time-sensitive operation, and coordination is key.

Stay vigilant, stay sharp, and let’s bring Steve Bannon in.