I did the thing because I wanted to learn more about my ancestry and not only was it ridiculously expensive I didn’t even learn anything about my ancestry.

My grandmother did one through Ancestry a few years back and found out her father wasn’t actually her father

Why is it always United.

Except for when it’s Southwest or Spirit.

I’ve heard he’s a super chill guy

Hey man I’m not dead yet™

We Americans with our 1000 tablet packs of ibuprofen

Dirtier than Amigos/King’s Classic? That’s almost something I want to see out of gross curiosity.

This sort of thing is frighteningly common. The first two instances that come to mind for me are both Star Wars films: Ahmed Best after The Phantom Menace and Kelly Marie Tran after The Last Jedi.

Do they work as a real sword and Halberd? We might need it

Honestly if the mobile website and app weren’t so bad I might still be using it regularly. As of now I just use it for the occasional niche tech support issue/tutorial.

No they actually cut that feature in the latest model, which retails for $499.99

Damn I was kinda hoping for a way out

Hey where are we getting deported to just asking

Almost like he’s been talking about this for like 2-3 years, and made it a significant point in his campaign. And fuckers still voted for him.

Step one: undergo a lobotomy

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Russian Asset!!!

Jokes on you I’m never in a good mood

…but I still end up fucking having plans somehow. Worst of both worlds.

Never forget what we missed out on.

Well, that’s a start.

Also, describing Molotov cocktails as “explosive devices” seems just a little misleading.

Once again the French demonstrate that they know how to raise hell.

We need to get more like the French.