Therapist: explain
Me: I do bad in a good way. Efficiently.

bur if you actually ask people

We don’t do that. We ask monarchs. Billionaires. Pop stars if nobody of importance is available. Nobody asks common people. What a strange and stupid idea. Almost a democratic idea.

Ok, watching. For how long?

Healthcare execs still have significantly higher life length expectancy than those pesky dirty peons.

China: No!
Taiwan: No!

Both of them consider other as a part of itself.

Pffft, some birds can stay on one leg all day. Way cooler.

Nobody likes to figure out dependencies. And C++ template errors are sometimes completely crazy.

What for? Images are of adequate quality.

Not like they can become poor. It is impossible. So all that is just minor unpleasantness for them.

Stock market always fluctuates at big changes. Bigger the changes – bigger the fluctuation. There isn’t much sense of checking that fluctuation every few hours. Wait a few months at least. And that situation would be interesting.

Obama? He doesn’t even know such words. The best he can do is “reset” something something Russia.

Mainest American doctor: Of course there is protection. Vitamin A and a staik… Stake? Steik… A good piece of meat!

Any social drama? These movies are boring as fuck and resemble the shit you can hear about the neighbors. Quite realistic.

Is there his ass on the back side of the card?

Arson is also good.

That’s why sausages are better than Linux: you can start using them on a professional level right from the start. And as a bonus sausages don’t use Nvidia!

Avoid small “made for [something]” distros. Use something as mainstream as possible. Debian/Ubuntu/RedHat. Select something that you like from these.

Yes, Reddit moderators work like any other moderators in any other online community. They ban whatever they want.

Jesus was deported. And local Tom doesn’t want to work for that salary.