Cat 1. Sleeps at the end of the bed. Cat 2, 3, 4 will sleep against my butt, not usually at the same time. Cat 5 sleeps on my second second pillow. Cat six sleeps against my chest and screams at me as he crawls back in to place after I roll over.

Fuck yeah, going to compile me some free Pokémon!

Yes I believe capitalism works. And it will only keep working if we all work together and lie to ourselves that it will!

It already has.

No fucks given.

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I choose to keep both feet firmly planted in unreality.

I wondar wat he’s up to these daze.

Woah calm down Lucifer! You need steady hands to work the guillotine.

Tried pigeon in Chicago’s Chinatown. It was the gamiest thing I have ever tasted. I normally like gamiey meat but this was too much.

No just making fun of them.

Good for you. Weird flex honestly “my stomach works” Well for many of us ours don’t work. If I eat anything that is spicy hot my stomach will have me bent over cramping constantly until it leaves my system. Is your next post going to be about how stupid people are for having to use wheelchairs?

I live in Kansas City. Somebody is going to do a drive by on that thing.

It is blind to the suffering of the poor.

Printing it doesn’t make it true. Smells of propaganda. How many people do you know who got a raise over 7%?

“Come closer Clarice”

Please as if we haven’t been dealing with an influx from the coast driving up our prices for the last decade already.

Laughs in Midwestern.

Man I need to major in checks notes Malta!