I used a program to delete all of my posts and comments at once. It took some time since it went post by post, but I didn’t want any of my intellectual property making money for a company that continues to shit all over users.

Spez can go fuck himself with a hot metal fork.

Nothing, not an act of a higher power nor the full force of government action, could compel me to drop a deuce off at the motor pool in a public bathroom.

I’d rather die from a perforated colon and subsequent infection.

When Amtrak can figure out how to keep trains on the tracks with the literal billions of dollars in free money they get yearly, only then will I ride one.

There’s a restaurant in Florida called “The Ormond Garage” and they don’t serve fries with the burger. It’s another like $6 for fries that aren’t even that good. I went there once and they didn’t have to go cups for the meal that I called in… The server told me she could get me a regular cup and I could just drink it there while they were putting my $15 burger into a takeout box.

I contemplated walking out with the beer glass they handed me, but I just left.

I hate to be a pedant, but he “pled” guilty.

Saying “pleaded” is like saying that you “shitted” your pants.

I quit Lowe’s a few months ago and they mistakenly gave me an exit interview. Not only did I put my grievances in writing, but I was adamant that the “HR” person typed what I was saying verbatim.

There’s no point in those interviews unless you say what needs to be said.

I was talking to a friend recently and mentioned that Lil Debbie Fudge Rounds used to be the same diameter as the “Double Decker” ones.

Now they’re smaller than the diameter of an air hockey puck. And don’t even get me started on how regular Oreo Cookies used to look like the double stuff Oreos. The gall to cut the product in half, add the other half back to it, then charge more and have the balls to call it “double…”

These are the same shitty mothers whose main complaint about schools being closed was that they couldn’t get blackout drunk before 11am because now, the kids they had (for the same effect as carrying around a Chihuahua in a bag), were now having to stay home.

One of these women was on the news in Florida saying “I just don’t know what we’re supposed to do with our kids if they’re not in school.”

I dunno, raise them, simple bitch. These people legitimately want the State to teach their kids but also, don’t you dare teach their kids…

These are the same women who are shitty to their kids and show them pictures of when they were cheerleaders in high school saying “Mommy had a great body before you ruined it.”

My boss is a Q-anon lunatic and likes to say “shouldn’t Nazis have freedom of speech, too? Why are you so afraid to let them have a say?”

My response is always the same; Fuck the Nazis and anyone who supports them.

Only someone prophetically stupid would agree to represent someone who is known for bailing on paying his debts.

The only reason someone would agree to it at this point is purely for publicity. Our culture has somehow tied self-worth to how much celebrity one has. It’s why “influencers” are a thing when they offer nothing of value to society. It’s also why you see so many videos on social media of someone just pointing at some text and playing a video they didn’t make. Or the people lip syncing… It’s all one big fucking talent show and no one wants you to look behind the curtain.

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