Aww, that’s a missed opportunity! Those would’ve been adorable!

Yes! This is exactly what I want!

Who could possibly have foreseen that this would go tits up?!

Disappointing, but not surprising.

Because we are convinced it is true.

No, specifically not eugenics, did you miss the part where I said this is clearly a joke?

FFS, I’m not actually advocating for eugenics. I’m saying those people are dumbfucks and probably spreading their dumbfuckery to their kids.

Sure, let’s do start using it correctly. I’ll go first:

Israel is engaged in mass murder of Palestinian Civilians.

If someone’s dumb enough to still be undecided or on the fence at this point, they should probably be forcibly sterilized by the state, because that’s a section of the gene pool that needs some chlorine.

I am eternally grateful to have escaped Texas, the way they are treating women is utterly unconscionable.

True, sorry, didn’t read the body text, just the title.

Willem Dafoe

Bingo. Cops excel in escalation.

Yeah, apparently NASA are real sticklers about all the doors staying on all the time. Just ridiculous standards to expect!

We should pass whatever good regulation we can. This is good regulation

She was a direct report at my job.

There’s a meme going around in the Star Trek comminutes showing Data referencing the Irish Reunification of 2024, it’s crazy that that’s happening!

I’m not terribly familiar with the current state of Germany, but these all sound pretty solid to me on first review.

“Sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of changing.”

• Dalinar Kholin

Shitty court of a shithole state makes a shitty ruling. News at 11.