Trump is like Homer Simpson mixed with Mr Burns with a whole lot of adultery thrown in.

When I was two, I tried to get out of the bath but the side was slippery. I cracked my head open, my mom came in to see a blood covered baby, and I got six stitches at the hospital. My first emergency room visit! Also my earliest memory. Just the hospital bit though.

Didn’t Trump axe that one too?

I’m reminded of this:

The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, “Do not let the historians know about this.”

— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4

I just tested mine. It counts down 99, 98, 97, etc. it even does this.

My favorite flavor is hint of hint of lime.

Year Zero you say?

Nope. Musk is your president now. I kinda like how you didn’t capitalize Trump. Pretty disrespectful.

Not even close. Chattel slavery is much worse.

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After looking up a few tutorials for making a scarecrow, it looks like using dried filling is best.

I feel like it’s more that centrists enable Nazis than are like them. It’s not bad per se but it isn’t good either.

Bring your brother with you.

Erring

Is this that pizzagate I’ve heard so much about?

Big bada boom

Brb, gonna try to build a sandcastle.

Chinese shenanigans

What about Offices & Bosses?

It’s normal to remember horrible shit and very hard to not let it affect you. Finding a way to move past it and not let it define you can seem insurmountable but torturing yourself for what someone else did to you perpetuates the cycle of damage. Don’t allow things to continue to hurt you, especially when they are no longer around. I hope this doesn’t come across as preachy. I struggle with it too but I’m learning that the past can’t be changed. Life moves on with or without you. It’s in our best interest to find a way forward through the mess…