It’s a long shot, though.

Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!

Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.

Ah, finally a practical use for AI…universal scapegoat!

Groups of boobies are called flocks.

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I’m lazy and this sounds like work. Can you just tell me the cheat codes?

Yup, that’s the one!

Oh absolutely, no one will sit through an actual movie that long. A series of some would be the way to go for sure.

I see your post has a few upvotes. Therefore, I will trust you implicitly on this matter. Thank you!

Call me crazy, but I want a 14 hour epic of The Silmarillion…one movie, not a trilogy plz.

My response is even harsher…“Yeah, no, I’m finding a way to never use this company’s services ever again.” Easier said than done, but I don’t even want to associate with places that shove this in my face.

So, what is the difference between this approach and just selling an extended warranty?

World’s happiest hand, just discovered!

Shrimp.

A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can’t even.

Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!

*hate

Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE

That’s the spirit!

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.

“It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, you know, it just doesn’t matter.”