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Sit right there well I tell yee a tale! There once was a man from Nantucket…
Sit right there well I tell yee a tale! There once was a man from Nantucket…
Did you try looking in your search history?
The man wouldn’t last a
nhourminute working on an actual ranch.
Potentially a history book for future generations to enjoy.
Pop pop did pass away. Heart attack in bed.
My gran grans favorite “get up and go” songs.
Gen É̵̛̛̗̼̮̩̹̺̟͌͐̓͊̿̊̽̽̓̇͆͌̈́̒̏̋͌̍̈́͆̈̑́̃͐͒̃̓̒͛̌͐̀͘͝l̵̨̨̢̡̡̖̦̥̦̰̗̩̲̜̟͎̱͚̖̯̳͉̠̭̣̤̝͓̣̞̯͙̬͚̟̜͇̪͇̲͍͉͚̞̝͔̥͇̙̱̰̳̞̹̝̼̝̻̜̹̮͓̝͇̹̟̩͓͚̭̯̫̹̠̞̰̣̝͕̲̣͓̜̻̦̙̜̤̘͇̏͆̏̾̉́͂̈́̒͋̏̔̀̀́̓͆͆̇͑̊͊̃̒̅̔̇̄͗̐̄͛̒̓̓͑̽͂̈́́̈́͐̃̓͌͘̚̕̚̚͘͜͠͝͝͝͝͠͠d̸̢̨̢̢̺̻͈̝̿̏̽̃̋̂̽͒̿́̂̑̂̍̌̀̎̀̂̓͂̐̍͒̊̃̒͌͑̑͑̎̋̅̓̌̂̔͂̌̊̋́̃͌͗͘̕͘̕͝r̸̨̨̥̯̞̻̬̥̪̼̥͇͍͙̹̻̮̰̫̣͇̣̖͕̺̼̟̭̬͉͓̹͖͍͇̼͉̤͙̖̖͕̤͎̝͕͉̥͈͍̝̹̖̄̌͛͗̇̊̐̄͐̉̑̒̑͐͒͐̈̂͗͊̏̓̎̌̈̈́̉̽̋̑͊̋̆̓̏̑̀̒̕̚̕͝͝͝ͅͅi̴̡̡̢̛̛̫̰̤̰̦̗̥͖̹̹̪̹͎͈̫̱͖̦͖̖͕̞̻̬̖̬̖̻̹̙͚̤̤̣̠̠͙̲̠̲̲̳͔͉̯̙̙̬͚̻͈̗̞̬̗̥̮̞̰͕̥͕͇̳͇̹̥̦̳̪͇͚͓̥̭͊̈̅͒̑̅̽̆̀͆̉͐͋̒̄̄̈́̃̀̏̄͗̔̽̀͐̎̍̂̈̉̌̃̿̀̒̿̀͛͑̓̀̚̕͜͠ͅͅͅͅt̸̨̨̡̡̧̡̢͙̣̯̗͙̲̞̤̣̼̝̘͓̭̳͉̭̮̹̩͖͎̙̯̟̫̳̰̘̟̙̘̦̠̩̥͍̥̣͔͓͍͈͈͙̲̙̩̪̖̜̠̫͓̱̳̠̪͔̝̘̗̲̭̰̭̝͇̼̻̞͔̯̑͌̆͆̄̒̀̆͐̏̊͌̌̆͑̽̿̂̍̉̈́̈́̈́̍͆̆̉̀͗͐̓̈́̉͌̀͆̆̌̾͑̌͋̋̚͜͜͜ͅͅͅc̷̢̨̡̧̨̛̛̪͎̟̱̼͍̙̮̲̣̗̪̣͖̜̜͓̤͇̭̪̘̬̪̮͇͎̙̩̬͚̹̯͈̰͙͚͓̩̣̳͔͔̻͚̹͕̣̖̹̜͍̜̭̗̖͔͉̠̼̝̱͉̰̦̪͖̱̰̥̣̼̠̟̱̥̬̹͉̪͚̎̊̓̆̅͊͗̃̾̌̑̃̈́̈͂̅̈́̓́̓̀̎͑̈́͑̄̀͗̿̍̀͆̔̇̍̽̒̃͒́̾͂̑͋̐̾̓͛͑͌͛̀̚̕͘̕̕̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅh̷̡̨̨̨̨̢̡̡̲͓͈͓͇̱͔̠̮͖̻̺̝̝̲͎̙̙̯͔̬̫̺̭͙̺͙͇̥̝͙̭͍̺̣͈̪̠̦̤͎̫̩̳̙̺̫̤̤̹̥͇̜͎͎̩̬̟͗́̒̋̿̓̀́̅̾͋̏̊̅͆͒́͋̀͒͑́͌͂̓̓̌̈́͘̕͘͘͘͜͝͠ͅͅͅͅ
My favorite part.
This seems more practical for a temporary birth control for men.
Still under development, but works like a microscopic net to prevent sperm from exiting and can be dissolved later if you do decide to have kids.
Future kink
The cleansing all other species start meow!
You’re gonna want to sit down on this
I moved into a dated house that came with dated kitchen appliances 70/80s. I’ve updated the floors under, the water line and gas line to them. Mostly everything around them. I’ve still kept the appliances. Still work great.
I’ll keep my money and the fridge that still does what new fridge does, keeps shit cold. And the stove that does what a new stove dies, make shit hot.
And my axe!
I turn off my lights when I’m not in a room and don’t own a server farm. #doingmypart🌳
Gay lust
Enough about Chewbacca’s pecks. What about his junk?