Oh yeah, I forgot they did the Shining in the movie, because In the book it was WarGames, which fit better thematically.

Forrest Gump is for Boomers what Ready Player One was for Gen X. And I’m sure they’ll be something for Millennials soon. Just Nostalgia for the sake of Nostalgia barely laced together with a plot.

I’m certain this is absolutely hilarious in robot, you’re just too fleshy and inefficient to understand.

I’m confused, why don’t you look in the mirror while brushing? Do you look in the mirror while combing your hair? Or do you do everything blindly?

Which one?

Kinda suspicious that it’s a Japanese study saying this. Kinda how I would be suspicious if an Italian study said authentic Parmesan cheese cured cancer, or a Scottish study said that 12 year old single malt whisky increased life expectancy.

Adams was an ok guy.

Cigarettes are banned in the Federal prison system, and most other state prisons as far as I’m aware.

And that matters?

Ain’t that pretty fucking obvious?

Feels pretty realistic though

She’s kinda just “generic blonde girl” there’s nothing interesting or unique about her. I guess if you’re into interchangeable blond white girls she’d do.

No, most people really don’t care.

Honestly, if it isn’t “offensive to public order and morals” I’m not that interested.

Boy bands throughout history have made careers based on the fact that 12 year olds care about their haircut.

I don’t hate music, I also don’t like music. I am indifferent to music. I don’t seek it out at all, nor do I ever listen to it on my own.

I also don’t know anyone who was a genetically engineered superman.

I’m not an ant, so it’s not really scary at all to me.

YouTube premium is the only premium service that actually seems to be worth the price they charge.

The problem with being friendly, is that people keep wanting to push it further and actually become friends. I don’t have time for that, I’m full up.