CelloMike
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CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How did you hurt yourself in a very stupid way?English26·3 months agoWhen I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)
Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I’m told it looks very cool
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Those who live outside Europe. What are things Europeans are not ready to hear.English8·4 months agoNGL I kinda forgot about rugby, fair point
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Those who live outside Europe. What are things Europeans are not ready to hear.English806·4 months agoEuropeans: call a game where you kick ball with foot “football”
Americans: call a game where you throw ball with hands “football”
One of these makes more sense to me… :p
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Since 0 = (+1) + (-1), this proves that the universe was born out of nothing, creating two universe, one with positive matter, and the other with negative matter. (Aka: Matter & Anti-matter)English4·5 months agoWelcome to one of the big unsolved problems in physics
Went to see Randall doing his book promo and being interviewed by Matt Parker (in the UK) recently and this was his exact position on it
The audience were not on his side 😆
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•8 yr old me after my parents did my woodworking assignmentEnglish1·5 months agoWhen I started this company, I had only two things - a dream, and six million pounds
CelloMike@startrek.websitetoShare Funny Videos, Images, Memes, Quotes and more @lemmy.ml•The stock marketEnglish9·5 months agoThe orks are stupid, but also have psychic powers that mean if they believe something hard enough it just happens - eg they believe painting their ships red makes them go faster, so they do, and it works
CelloMike@startrek.websitetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•The world is a big placeEnglish2·5 months agoMountains? More like NOTHINGS
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What font best describes your handwriting/print?English30·5 months agoT̸͎͇̠̳͉͎̀̈́̀̽h̶̗̃̔́̈́̋i̴̳̖͖̗̬͙̣͇̊̀̎͂̈́̾̑̃͜͝ͅs̶̛͎͛̅̆̽́͊̎̈́̚ ̸̧̼͕̣͚̩͑̆o̵̞̥̺̳̼̅̓̈͆̕ṇ̵͚̳̓̇̆̆̊̄̚̚ȅ̴̳̰͖̜̝̪͔͈̑̀̀̅̒̄̔̚
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Het Pijnstillersparadijs: Europese Zelfbeheersing vs. Amerikaanse PillenfeestEnglish3·6 months agoIn the UK you can’t even buy that many at once 😆 without a prescription at least - paracetamol and ibuprofen are usually 16 per pack and they don’t let you buy more than one of each
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•God doesn't listen to Slayer!English20·6 months agoAll hail the God Who Hates You Unconditionally 👌
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Where is the best place to keep up with US election results?English13·6 months agoMost of the major newspapers (this is from a UK perspective but I’d imagine they’re accessible in other places) have a live news page for big developing news stories - the BBC site is probably a good unbiased-ish one
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What trendy or meme word do you actually like or find funny?English241·6 months agoI’m a big fan of -ussy as a suffix, especially when it’s wildly unsuitable for the purpose
It’s utterly ruined ales describing themselves as “citrussy”
CelloMike@startrek.websiteOPto pics@lemmy.world•Mystic autumnal vibes in the Peak District today1·6 months ago(Not sure why but I can’t see or reply to y’all’s comments on Boost - but yes, it is Padley Gorge)
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Who all wants a silent spring?21·6 months agoIn that picture? It’s a bee, contemplating leaping from the edge and ending it all after reading that article
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Hey Lemmings, whats some gibberish that we can say to throw off Machine Learning?33·6 months agoHold the newsreader’s nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What podcast do you enjoy so much you binge old episodes of?12·6 months agoThe Dollop
Particularly the 1908 New York Paris Car Race episode
Such a threatening energy, I love it